Something Feral

Brianna, Kate, and Blaze launch March Menace - Battle of the Exes. 16 former suitors duke it out amongst one other to determine Who Was the Worst. This week the games begin with the Sh*t Sixteen, where a loser moves on based on the following categories: 1. Objective Attractiveness. 2. Life Skills 3. Independence 4. Intelligence 5. Emotional Intelligence 7. Habits and Hobbies 8. Behavior Towards Women 9. Style.
 
Check out @somethingferalftn on instagram for AI images of the exes discussed in this week's episode and the winners.
 
Later, Kate and Blaze disagree on #ACOTAR, Kate shares the gothic fairy tales she's enjoying, and reads the Dumpster Dive letter. More parent-shaming ensues with a recap of Devil in the Family.
 
Tune in, weigh in, and follow along for next week's Egregious Eight.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
01:19 Kate Issues a Correction (Again)
02:32 March Menace - Battle of the Exes Begins!
03:31 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 1 - Kate's Ex #1 vs Blaze's Ex #16
07:16 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 2 - Kate's Ex #2 vs Blaze's Ex #15
12:07 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 3 - Brianna's Ex #3 vs Blaze's Ex #14
18:25 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 4 - Brianna's Ex #4 vs Kate's Ex #13
21:53 The Winnoosers
22:29 Trash or Treasure: Brian Laundrie Conspiracy
26:09 Trash or Treasure: Devil in the Family - The Fall of Ruby Franke Documentary
37:36 It's Been a Weird Day...
38:22 Trash or Treasure: The Bloody Chamber
44:19 Dumpster Dive: Love Letter
48:52 Feral Trash Night: Kate and Brianna Commit the Ultimate Crime
51:53 Our Mission to Win Love Is Blind
55:52 Brianna's Bachelorette Bird Rescue
57:15 Wrap Up

Brianna shares her boy mama origin story and Dale's experiments with "drugs." Blaze recaps a decade-old TV show, and she and Kate upset Brianna with their limited Lord of the Rings knowledge. Boy moms and girl dads are discussed - with emphasis on some of the worst parents of all. Blaze reads a dramatic poem - is it from one lover to another, or a boy mama to her son? Find out on this week's episode, and get a preview of the most unhinged March Madness bracket to come...
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
00:14 Country Music Queens
00:48 Blaze's Hamster Tragedy
02:02 Kate Issues a Correction
03:20 Panda (The Narc) Strikes Again
05:41 Feral Behavior: Brianna's Space Cake Adventure
15:20 Dale Gets Shocked
17:41 Spooky Boy Moms/Girl Dads
23:24 Trash or Treasure: Gabby Petito Documentary
27:40 Kate Reads the "Burn After Reading" Letter
31:26 Trash or Treasure: Starbucks Shatters Blaze's Soul
34:23 Trash or Treasure: Dexter's Original Sin
38:30 Kate & Blaze's "Vibes Only" Confession: LOTR
42:11 Dumpster Dive: Jester Blaze's Poem Reading
46:29 March Madness: Battle of the Exes Begins (Sorta)
52:43 Feral Trash Night Plans: Kate Has Big Feelings
55:55 Send Us Your Poems!

Brianna and Kate reveal shared feelings for a friend's hot dad. Brianna shares a harrowing experience from "college" and watches The OC for the first time. Jobs on the forthcoming ADHD labor camps are discussed.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
00:56 A Few Podcast Achievements
03:35 First Listener Complaint 
04:50 As Musicians...
06:54 Feral Behavior: Brianna's "College" House of Horrors
22:17 Home on the ADHD Farm
29:38 Trash or Treasure: The OC
33:59 Hot Dad Revelation
36:30 The OC Continued
39:17 Trash or Treasure: You're Cordially Invited
42:27 Trash or Treasure: Love Is Blind
44:39 Blaze Hates Cooking Shows
46:01 Traumatic Cheesecake Baking Experience
47:31 Battle of the Exes Ideas
48:15 Dumpster Dive: Jester Blaze's Poem Reading
50:52 Should We Get Baptized?
54:10 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna reveals a preteen modeling career and the reason for her good karma. Kate shares her take on a popular sequel. Blaze's favorite halftime show gets interrupted.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Into
00:13 Kate's Apology To Blaze
02:26 Woman Of The Year: Dale
06:16 Best Of 2003's TV Trash
07:45 Plane Anxiety
08:37 First Guest Discussion
09:34 Feral Behavior: Blaze Gets Attacked At Work
21:51 Trash or Treasure: New Hats
23:24 Brianna's Professional Modeling (Scam) Photos
28:58 Trash or Treasure: Gladiator II
34:53 Rabid Rundown: Gladiator
36:55 Dumpster Dive: Love Letter
41:05 Kate Sabotages The Pod
41:28 Biblically Accurate Angel Furby Burlesque Drag Show Dream Analysis
43:18 Feral Trash Night Plans Turn Sour
46:00 Slandering Brianna's Dog, Pipa
54:28 It's Hard Explaining Church To A Sinner
57:47 Send Us Your Sins

Brianna tells the truth and is met with unlikely consequences. Kate shares family recipes that may contain a secret code. Blaze yearns for the stage (and inspires Kate).
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
00:18 Our First Fan Art
02:10 Fighting About The Sun
06:58 Feral Behavior: Brianna's Cancer Miscommunication
13:25 CANCER TIM
14:59 Feral Behavior: Kate (Almost) Loses Her Diary
19:39 Mental Lubricants
23:30 Dumpster Dive: Grandmama's Cookbook of Horrors
27:19 Blaze Uncovers a Potential Mystery
29:16 Foul Victorians Eating Mummies
30:45 Brianna's Shameful Pregnancy Book
32:12 Trash or Treasure: Infidelity Coach
42:45 Jasper E. Lee's Thoughts on Strumpets
45:21 Trash or Treasure: The Grammy's
47:46 Fan Request: March Madness Bracket of the Exes
49:22 Blaze's Dream Journal: Furby Burlesque Show Edition
52:03 Kate's Biblically Accurate Angel Furby Burlesque Drag Show Baby Shower
55:51 Feral Trash Night Plans
57:30 Wrap Up: Blaze Fighting for Her Life

Brianna discovers an unlikely allergy. Kate pays homage to a beloved musician. Blaze shares her origin story.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
00:13 Blaze's Origin Story
03:00 Fighting Over Who Was The Ugliest
03:57 Thank You, Listeners!
05:25 Brianna's Feet Apology
06:35 Our Lord and Savior, Celine Dion
11:28 Send Us Your Feral Stories
11:55 (OG) Feral Behavior: Brianna's Raccoon Bite
23:51 The Mall Mouse Saga
25:24 Villainous Bats
27:45 Trash or Treasure: Hunchback of Notre Dame Horrors
34:10 Anastasia Phase
37:05 Trash or Treasure: One of Them Days
38:37 Trash or Treasure: Sports Car by Tate McRae
39:49 Dumpster Dive: Love Letters
45:25 Dale's Questionable Tattoo
48:47 Blaze's Dream Journal: Rabid Edition
53:04 Kate Clears Her Name
55:11 Do YOU Have Any Friends?
58:48 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna ponders the afterlife. Kate issues a public health announcement. Blaze gets scammed.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
01:25 Feral Behavior: Tales of the Norovirus
07:53 Good Riddance, 2024
11:32 Year of the Snake (not Rats)
16:42 Satan Stops Our Recording
22:55 Trash or Treasure: The Substance
26:20 Blaze's Feet Dysmorphia
32:50 Trash or Treasure: Hillsong Documentary
34:45 Treasure to Trash Story: Detroit Bridgerton Scam Ball
54:46 Dumpster Dive: Blaze's Dream Journal
1:00:07 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna makes a hard choice. Kate is influenced by Mormons (again). Blaze's brain alerts her to a vitamin deficiency.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Intro
00:15 Chit Chat
03:53 Feral Behavior: Brianna's Raw Meat Buffet Disaster
18:24 Kate's First Kiss
19:37 Trash or Treasure: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
25:03 Trash or Treasure: ER
31:32 Brianna and Her Ripped Middles
32:52 Jasper E. Lee
35:56 Homer & Toes
38:51 Dumpster Dive: Love Letters
43:31 Dumpster Dive: Blaze's Dream Journal
51:56 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna is Better Than Other Parents. Kate loves vampires. Blaze shares some disturbing tastes.
 
TIMESTAMPS:
 
00:00 Welcome to Feral Trash Night!
02:20 (Almost) Thirty Years of Friendship
06:47 Mommy's Special Boy, Gillian
07:38 What's the Highest Compliment You've Received?
09:00 Our Astrological Big 3's
11:07 "Job Changes"
15:57 Trash or Treasure: Nosferatu 
22:25 Maverick's Emotional Support Hard Drive
23:06 Insight On Out Exes
25:09 Trash or Treasure: Wicked Part One
27:50 Tricking Gillian On New Year's Eve
29:09 Spewing Elf on a Shelf Hate
33:26 Blaze: The OG Neurodivergent Queen
35:29 Jasper E. Lee's Thoughts on Wearing Masks
38:23 Brianna's Thoughts on Ugly Babies
41:00 Dumpster Dive: Love Letters
50:24 Feral Trash Night Plans